Six going on Sixteen

[feldman]

Kiddo: (sneezes)
Me: Bless you!
Kiddo: Thank you! (continues to self) And thank you, Kiddo, for not sneezing on your toast.


Kiddo: Today we had fifteen minutes of recess and then gym--I do not know what they were thinking.


Kiddo, referring to a small water feature by someone's porch: It sounds like peeing. That is not comforting.

Comments

[rebism]

For real? I love it.