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Not for those of you with tender tummies. I'm not sure if it carries through to what I wrote, but the google research I did for it...*is queasy*



Jool looks at the scanner display, a bumpy plane of dark blue roiling slowly as the human's heart and lungs plod along. Another reason why interons are superior--this level of circulation would signal the failure of deep portions of the brain, and would not be sufficient to fuel higher brain functions like thrashing and bellowing. The interon brain is a high-performance organ, requiring plenty of oxygen and sugars to run--if he were interon, he'd be dying or dead already. The difference is startling.

The human(s) might not be very intelligent, but she'll accede this: they're robust and tenacious. If respiration weren't a given, Jool would suspect that the only reason he's breathing at all is to shout.

She shifts her gaze from the display to the patient, and thinks that maybe her assumption that he's alive needs to be tested first. She turns to the normal specimen. "I'll need some samples."

John squares his shoulders.

~*~

D'Argo suggests tonguing, but Jool wants a clean sample to work with. Aeryn hangs close for backup, but doesn't seem to want to touch the man if she doesn't have to.

Despite his twin's illness, what he's begun to think of as his 'delicate condition', they're still evenly matched. John has to lean his weight down on the wrist to bare the inside of the elbow for Jool. She clearly doesn't want to come near the man, but she bucks up and does her part. The blood in the tubing is inky and thick.

John meets the eyes of his double, pupils blown out black with only the barest rims of blue. He stills and then whimpers at John, pleading. John's still got a hold of his wrist, dry and cold, and he feels it bend back, feels the fingers brush against his own wrist. There's something in the eyes as his raw voice whines, but after a moment he lets himself fall back against the gurney. He shakes his head and snuffles, a gasping rictus between laughing and crying.

John squeezes the arm, then steps back, heading for Jool at the other end of the bay. "What are brains made of?"

She doesn't bother to look up from the equipment. "Oddly enough," her tone is chipper but the flick of her ringlets underlines the words with sarcasm, "brain tissue."

John gives her a blank glare which she doesn't see, but seems to hear.

She sighs. "Neural tissue, vascular tissue, fatty tissue."

"We have any of that kind of thing lying around?"

"Sorry." She looks up, her manner poisonous sweet like anti-freeze. "I'm fresh out of cousins."

John lets that remark cool before proceeding. "I was thinking of some kind of fatty concoction. D--I know I'm gonna regret this--where does lutra oil come from?"

D'Argo indicates something the size of a terrier. "An insect."

"Yeah, I was right. But it might work." John turns to Aeryn. "What was that little squawky bird, multiple heads, you eat the brains?"

"Trelkez."

"Right, trelkez. What does it taste like?"

Aeryn walks over to John, turning away from the man on the prisoner gurney. "You want to feed him brains?"

John flicks his gaze at the scrape on her head. "Ersatz brains."

Aeryn looks over her shoulder, and for a moment all that can be heard is his thick breathing, sluggish and suffocating. "Do you think it will help?"

"I don't know. Can't hurt, can it?"

Aeryn stares at the man, hand resting on her pulse pistol. Blood and fluid have weeped from her wound through the bandage at her temple. "Brains are salty. Meaty. Juicy, like mushrooms and blo--"

John stops her with a hand. "You think you can taste test, tell me if I come close?"

"Yes."

"That's all I need." He pulls her to the galley.

~*~

John squints against the bright light. The smell of food knots his stomach, making his whole body ache with hunger. He can't move, but he's trying to stay angry instead of giving into the fear. He's still home, that much he can tell by the ceiling and the occasional face he can see from where he lies. They look scared but they still smell friendly, even though Silent Bob has convinced them to tie him down and hurt him.

This won't last. Aeryn will come. She'll make them stop, and she'll free him. Then he can eat something. Food will clear his head. John closes his eyes against the light, grunts against the cramp in his belly, and waits for Aeryn to notice he's gone.

Date: 2004-11-02 09:26 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-11-02 09:47 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (milk)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
Loving this so very, very much. Poor Dead!John, starving, needing Aeryn to save him. *hearts Dead!John.*

It's very good of Living!John to offer succor.

Date: 2004-11-02 09:49 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-11-02 09:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Loving this so very, very much. Poor Dead!John, starving, needing Aeryn to save him. *hearts Dead!John.*

He is a precious little thing, isn't he? When he isn't gnawing at anyone's head, that is.

It's very good of Living!John to offer succor.

I think it's as much experiment as it is compassion. He has to be sure, you know? It's a drastic step he's contemplating, I can't blame him for not wanting to be hasty...

Date: 2004-11-02 10:10 am (UTC)

Date: 2004-11-02 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Yep. I'm in a very strange place today, between the election and the surgery (and the totally frelled system at work).

Date: 2004-11-02 10:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sevathediva.livejournal.com
"I'm fresh out of cousins."

Zing!

Now, I really feel bad for Dead!John. He's still in there, and that is so very painful.

seva

Date: 2004-11-02 10:22 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (Chiana JQ)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
A Moyan, not acting hastily? What bizarre crew are you playing with?

Date: 2004-11-02 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
It's my own fault for not reading the warning... 'specially before lunch... *ick*

Date: 2004-11-02 10:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thassalia.livejournal.com
hee - I love you dearly, and that's completely disgusting:) Yeah!!

Date: 2004-11-02 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
There's also the chance that what's happening to DeadJohn could also affect LivingJohn, so there's a little bit of self-interest on the side of investigation vs. quick action. Plus, zombie disposal? Can be a hard sell unless you've got the weight of evidence on your side.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Dude, between the header and the prologue text, there's three warnings!

Date: 2004-11-02 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Zing!

I was wondering if anyone had caught that 8 )

Now, I really feel bad for Dead!John. He's still in there, and that is so very painful.

Yep.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:35 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (finger lickin good)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
What happens if Living!John begins to experience the creeping rot? Will you deprive Aeryn of her favorite Earth monkeys? *is sad at the thought*

Date: 2004-11-02 10:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
And to think, soon I will be sleeping in your very home ; )

Date: 2004-11-02 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Dude, between the header and the prologue text, there's three warnings!

I think we've already established that this 24 hour period is my period for doing stupid things *cough*nanowrimo*cough*

*facepalm*

Some days, I just shouldn't be let out without a minder.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
And to think, soon I will be sleeping in your very home ; )

Um, Thea? Do I have to share a bed with brain-eater?

Date: 2004-11-02 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I think LivingJohn is pretty safe from the creeping rot. As for Aeryn being sad...

Date: 2004-11-02 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorpy808.livejournal.com
braaaaiiiiinnnnsssssss!!! brrraaaaaiiiiiinnnnnsssssss!!

hee!

Date: 2004-11-02 10:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Do we need to send someone up there to chaperone you?

Date: 2004-11-02 10:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Heheheheheheh

Though considering my reaction to the research I did this afternoon (and that was just reading test), I think it's safe to say I won't be eating any brains. Ever.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
For the record, DeadJohn has not consciously recognized his bizarre new gustatory preference, hence, he has not actually bellowed the word 'brains'.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:45 am (UTC)
kazbaby: (zombie!john)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
"Sorry." She looks up, her manner poisonous sweet like anti-freeze. "I'm fresh out of cousins."

BURN! *giggles*

Just call me Wednesday Adams because this cheered me up. This fic is so what I need right now. *g*

Date: 2004-11-02 10:51 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (john kiss)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
BTW, your icons are killer. :)

Date: 2004-11-02 10:52 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (seed of crichton)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
She's volunteering Searose and I for it, I think.

Date: 2004-11-02 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Do we need to send someone up there to chaperone you?

It's possible. Somebody call Internation Rescue!!! Hussies are go!!!

See? It's just a stressy nutty day. And it's not even like my dad is having surgery *givesFeldmanabigoveremotionalhug*

Date: 2004-11-02 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Remind me to brief you on the culinary terms you'll want to watch out for when you visit France, then.

*grin*

Date: 2004-11-02 11:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
The more the merrier!

Date: 2004-11-02 11:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
hee! Thank you!

Date: 2004-11-02 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
It's possible. Somebody call Internation Rescue!!! Hussies are go!!!

Go Team Hussy!!! WOOHOO!!!

See? It's just a stressy nutty day. And it's not even like my dad is having surgery *givesFeldmanabigoveremotionalhug*

Yeah, well, I'm dealing with my stress by writing grody zombiefic and occasionally sprinting to the bathroom. Party on!

Date: 2004-11-02 11:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
*is scared of French zombies*

Date: 2004-11-02 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
BURN! *giggles*

Ahh yeah, how I love Jool's candy-flavored snarks.

Just call me Wednesday Adams because this cheered me up. This fic is so what I need right now. *g*

Glad to hear it! It seems to be what *I* need right now, too!

Date: 2004-11-02 11:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thassalia.livejournal.com
Hee - it's very true. But there are definitely no brains to eat there, and i'm not sure I'll ever be able to look at mushrooms in the same way again, either:)

Date: 2004-11-02 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kixxa.livejournal.com
Save Zombie John! *sniffles* Ya gotta save him! *puts on wheedling voice* pleeeeaaeese? prettttty pleeeeeaaaeeese? I think I've got some tinned brains in the pantry somewhere that I can send along. (thank you Doctor Atkins!)

Date: 2004-11-02 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
i'm with kixxa on this one. please save him?

*scampers off to find out what happens next, exit stage left, stoic*

Date: 2004-11-03 09:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
*pretends she didn't hear the thing about the pantry...*

Date: 2004-11-03 09:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Heheheh! I see you changed your mind later on 8 )

Date: 2004-11-03 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenlev.livejournal.com
yes. that kind of thing is my continual life lesson. i always want a happy ending, and end up remembering that the definition of that is changeable. heh.. ;)

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