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Oct. 7th, 2004 04:08 pm
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You're not eating, are you? Good.


It's like a scavenger hunt in a way, collecting all the pieces for the game. Despite the green shirt bestowed on him by Aeryn, John is slowly winning.

The early bird gets the worm, or in this case, he got the boots and the gun, taking advantage of the deep sleep his clone had dropped into after his injury on Kanvia. Over the last few days, John has taken the best pieces of clothing and equipment and stashed them around Moya, squirreling the material detritus of his life whenever an opportunity presents itself. He even popped a circuit board out of the Farscape and stowed it behind a grate in the docking bay--the next best thing to hiding the keys. His journal is the last missing piece.

The copy has his journal and his girl. John tries not to dwell on this setback, rationalizing the amount of time those two spend together on Talyn. It's the best tactical use of the two men, an efficient distribution of their skills. And if Aeryn touches him a lot it's only because she's worried about him. He still looks like crap.

Even if Crais seems to think they're together. Crais gets off on needling him, that's all. It doesn't mean anything.

What worries John is that it's been days now, and his copy looks even worse than he did bleeding out in the medical bay. Equal and original is what Jool said, and John wonders if he's now as fragile as the other man, if the next injury is going to hit him that hard. Because it's only a matter of time before someone takes a crack at him again.

John watches his copy ambling up the corridor, eyes dark-rimmed and droop-lidded, mouth parted like he's surreptitiously talking to himself. He's heading toward the galley just like John, and more importantly, he's got the journal, riding in his lax hand like he forgot it was there.

John ignores it, greeting his clone with a grunt and a nod. As much as they each whisper and mutter when alone, neither of them enjoy talking to themselves in the flesh. His clone drains a big glass of water with thirsty gulping noises. John tears open a bag of food cubes, orange and pellet-sized, and offers dibs. His clone paws into the bag, obviously exhausted, then cheerily pops some of the pellets into his mouth like Cheetos. "Tired?"

"Busy day" His voice is gravelly, but there's a hint of a smirk. "Had to release an amnexus build-up."

John spots a fresh bruise on his clone's neck, and days of rationalizations fly apart like a scout ship hitting an asteroid. He can almost feel the bile surging in his belly. "Do tell."

"Nothin' to tell bro." The bruise looks like it has teeth marks. His clone sighs, rooting for another handful of not-Cheetos. "You know how it is. Repairs, repairs. Got to keep the Leviathans flying."

John's knuckles are white from gripping the edge of the counter. Doesn't mean a thing. The explosion was only a few days ago, besides, he's still running a quart low and maybe he bruises easily. Maybe it's a side-effect from the cloning, and he's been lucky enough not to personally find out how flimsy he is now? John watches the man seize another clumsy handful of food, like a drunk attacking a bowl of beer nuts. "Do me a favor, man."

His clone's eyes are bloodshot at the corners, weary and leery. "What?"

"I think Jool should take another look at us."

He draws another glass of water, and as he drinks, little rivulets drip from the corners of his mouth. He wipes his chin with the back of his hand. "Why?"

"Frankly? You still look like crap." And John wants to know why. "Maybe you need another transfusion."

"Not enough blood in the system." He lets out a humph, and seems to come awake as he mutters, "...could explain..." He shrugs and nods in agreement. "Okay, let's go."

"After you, man." John waits until his clone heads for the door, then sweeps the journal from where he left it on the counter. He untucks the back of his shirt and slips it under his waistband. To think, the soft covers of the book used to annoy him. The scavenger list is complete, all that's left is the real prize.

That had better not be a hickey.

~*~

Not enough blood in the system. The relief makes him a little giddy. It makes perfect sense that a hydraulic function, even a biological one, would be adversely affected by lack of fluid pressure. His smile is hidden from Silent Bob, who trails behind him as they walk to the medical bay. Despite his own fluid level difficulties he'd managed to satisfy Aeryn, if the way she grabbed his ears and nearly crushed his head was any indication.

He was right, she did taste amazing. Really, nothing Silent Bob can do right now could possibly harsh his mellow, so why not humor the poor bastard?

Date: 2004-10-07 01:19 pm (UTC)
kazbaby: (evil!john - kernezelda)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
Squee! More Zombie!John!

*looks at clock and realizes she's twenty min late leavinv for work*

Tis worth it. *g*

Date: 2004-10-08 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I hope I didn't get you trouble (but I'm glad you liked it ) *g*

Jealous John! My favourite!

Date: 2004-10-07 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agent-rouka.livejournal.com
Delicious! Suddenly I have this image in my head, of John the Scrat, twitchy and hoarding possessions. *g*

This part was deceptively uncreepy... unless I am being really slow and it's going to hit me with a vengeance before long. Oh dear.

Ack!

Date: 2004-10-07 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agent-rouka.livejournal.com
Oh my Dog, tell me it's not what I THINK it is..!

Geeeeeez, I knew it was too nice to be true. Eww!

I love it! :D

Re: Ack!

Date: 2004-10-08 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Oh my Dog, tell me it's not what I THINK it is..!

It hit you later, didn't it? This makes me happy--I'm still learning subtlety, you know, so I'm glad it 1. slipped under your radar 2. exploded later on.
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Re: Ack!

Date: 2004-10-08 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agent-rouka.livejournal.com
You bet! And explode it did!

I'm glad my delighted terror amuses you. It's delicious to reread this and pick out all the subtle wordings that blind-folded me on the way to the big fat bomb of Eww! *g*

Re: Ack!

Date: 2004-10-08 09:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I'm glad my delighted terror amuses you.

It does, it does!

Re: Jealous John! My favourite!

Date: 2004-10-08 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
This part was deceptively uncreepy... unless I am being really slow and it's going to hit me with a vengeance before long. Oh dear.

Probably...

Date: 2004-10-07 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thassalia.livejournal.com
EEEK!! So good, so, so torturing us, though:)

That's um, quite a play on words and possibilities you've got going on here and I can't wait to see how it unfolds.

One John decaying, the other coming apart at the seams. Oh my this is fun:)

Date: 2004-10-08 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
That's um, quite a play on words and possibilities you've got going on here and I can't wait to see how it unfolds.

Well, you know, since he's still pretty aware of himself, I thought I'd ease him into cannibalism slowly.

One John decaying, the other coming apart at the seams. Oh my this is fun:)

I think Silent Bob is going to be the only one relieved when he gets the news.

Date: 2004-10-08 11:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thassalia.livejournal.com
I think Silent Bob is going to be the only one relieved when he gets the news.

Snort, yeah:) (Although with the O.D. on Pratchett lately, I keep thinking of Zombies as sort of useful dead people who just have trouble keeping track of their limbs:) Course, that wouldn't be particularly useful to the Moyans, either, but more useful than cannabalistic John:)

Date: 2004-10-08 12:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Course, that wouldn't be particularly useful to the Moyans, either, but more useful than cannabalistic John:)

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Date: 2004-10-07 02:17 pm (UTC)
cofax7: climbing on an abbey wall  (Default)
From: [personal profile] cofax7
EEEeeeee!!!!!

Ewwwwwwww!!!

Oh, god, poor Aeryn. ::shudders::

So glad I waited until lunch was over...

Date: 2004-10-08 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Oh, god, poor Aeryn. ::shudders::

You think I should put a "Het Warning!" on this when I post it to Kansas? 8 )

So glad I waited until lunch was over...

Yeah, that's why I warned.

Ed, the medulla oblongata says...

Date: 2004-10-07 02:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Well, that certainly brings a literal tang to the common phrase for that kind of behaviour...

Re: Ed, the medulla oblongata says...

Date: 2004-10-08 05:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Well, that certainly brings a literal tang to the common phrase for that kind of behaviour...

Well, it does go AU from the episode of that name...

Date: 2004-10-07 02:54 pm (UTC)
kernezelda: (DA teeth)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
Whoo-hoo! Zombie!nookie.

Date: 2004-10-08 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Hee! You know, the way to a girl's brain is by way of her...

Date: 2004-10-07 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scorpy808.livejournal.com
"hydrolic function" *snerk*

Date: 2004-10-08 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I see your "hydraulic function" and raise you a "fluid dynamics".

Date: 2004-10-07 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reblog.livejournal.com
John wonders if he's now as fragile as the other man, if the next injury is going to hit him that hard.

oh, you know what? if they're both zombies, i would love you forever. if normal!john sees zombie!john do the full decomposition thing and fully comprehends zombie!john's situation, and *then* starts seeing signs of his own belated zombification, i would stand on top of the tallest building and shout to all the world that you are the greatest.

but, that's probably hoping for a little much *g*

Date: 2004-10-08 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
but, that's probably hoping for a little much *g*

Isn't it Kemper who enjoys toying with the characters' hope? Dousing the flame of hope with whatever fluid is handy (cold water, vinegar, urine, the sacrificial blood of friends), then fanning the embers enough so that they don't go out completely?

Yeah, I think that's Kemper. I'm just looking to finish this by Halloween.
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Date: 2004-10-07 10:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suenix.livejournal.com
I'm so glad to see the creep still in full
force, and the jealously ? Damn good!

You can take me anywhere you want go
with this. I am in complete thrall here.

Suenix

Date: 2004-10-08 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Thank you! I'm glad you're enjoying this one 8 )

Date: 2004-10-08 08:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scrubschick.livejournal.com
WHAT??? No zombie!sex?? Awww, c'mon! Maybe a flashback, as the mystery is really better when it takes a few minutes for the realization to hit.

OTOH, if you're killed by a zombie, do you come back as a zombie? :D So there's a possibility of dualzombie!sex to come. :D

God, I love this fic! When I'm not creeped out, I'm giggling like a Bellvue regular. Frankly, the giggling involves more moments of my time than the creep out.

Need zombie!smut!!

Train departing for Onetrackmind on track number seven. All aboard!

hugs!
squee!
More!!

Date: 2004-10-08 10:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
WHAT??? No zombie!sex?? Awww, c'mon!

Still blue-balled from Cranky's fic amnesty, eh?

God, I love this fic! When I'm not creeped out, I'm giggling like a Bellvue regular. Frankly, the giggling involves more moments of my time than the creep out.

Well, zombies are funny, that's why. Grotesque, horrific and funny ; ) I'm glad you're enjoying it!

Date: 2004-10-08 11:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scrubschick.livejournal.com
Still blue-balled from Cranky's fic amnesty, eh?

Weeeeelllllllll... I'm not sure I have the... err... accoutrements to be well and truly blue-balled. But my shower massage now has a seat at the dinner table. ;)

Zombies are very funny. But only in really bad B-movies and your fic.

hugs!

Date: 2004-10-08 12:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
But my shower massage now has a seat at the dinner table. ;)

*snerk*

Date: 2004-10-08 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kixxa.livejournal.com
I'm beating my jungle drum for the Queen of the Zombies. Great installment! The slow build-up and air of menace is masterful. 'Menace', where would I be without that word? *g*

Date: 2004-10-08 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Menace, eh? I'm geeked to hear it! Thank you 8 )