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Oct. 8th, 2004 12:30 pm
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Another helping.


Jool stretches to reach her comms on the floor, her body a sinuous rolling curve of cream silk on the red fur of his bedspread. She leans over the edge of the bed, "What do you want, Crichton?"

He tries to tune the human out, running his fingers through her ringlets. They're losing their hot color, cooling to orange as her breathing returns to normal. No one is injured, it's just another one of the human's games--let him distract someone else. He slides his hand down her waist and hip, pulling her back against him firmly.

She whines into the comms, "Alright, alright. I'll look at him tomorrow, okay?"

He whispers a command in her ear, "After breakfast."

She passes it along to John. "After breakfast."

"But what if he's--"

Crais disables the comms as he takes it from her, and then tosses it to the floor. Her hair flares brighter as she grins at him.

~*~

John shrugs. It's not like he feels bad or anything, just a little tired and a lot hungry. He leaves Silent Bob to his brooding and heads back to the galley, To his pleasure, he finds Chiana there with a bowl of grolak batter.

"Hey old man, you hungry?"

"Starving, Chi."

"Good." She hands him the bowl. "Stir this while I heat up the oil."

"Can do." He watches her dart around the galley, letting her words pelt and soothe him like sitting in a shiatsu chair, while she gathers utensils and plates for a late night snack. She must have come right from the fresher, her hair is still damp and falling over her eyes in chunks that remind him of sweet creamy coconut. Not real coconut, but coconut filling, like you'd find in a Mounds bar.

Almond Joy's got nuts, Mounds don't. It's been years since he's tasted chocolate or coconut. He'd kill for a real honest-to-God candy bar.

~*~

John tries to shrug off the apprehension like a dog shaking off water. So what if Crais is right? He does smell a little strange, but it's not sweat and it's not the smell of sick, either. Maybe it is some kind of cologne, something Aeryn likes. Girl was raised in space, maybe dirt smells exotic to her.

He didn't ask his clone. He doesn't like hearing that voice when it doesn't come out of his own head, can't stand the deep bland monotone of it, the raw quality that sounds like someone driving down the highway on bare rims.

Tomorrow, he's going to get Jool to test everything. The boy's not right, and John needs to know what the hell's happening to him. Just in case it starts happening to his own body.

John pulls the journal from under his shirt, unbends a fold in the soft cover, and flips through to the last entry he remembers writing.

Bastard wrote in it after that.

At first, John doesn't want to read the new entries. He thumbs through to the blank pages and grabs them, about to tear them from the book like forgetting a bad dream, but his eye catches on the last written page.

~*~

When Aeryn strips for bed, she realizes that the top fastener of her leathers is still undone from earlier. She smiles, then her brow furrows as she realizes that if she'd run into the other Crichton he probably would have noticed. She removes the rest of her clothing quickly, pausing to prod at the recreation bruise on her shoulder. Teeth marks. Damned territorial males.

Humans must be as bad as the dogs Crichton told her about back on Dam-Ba-Da. Little wonder he fit right in with the bounty hunters

The last thing she needs is to find herself in the middle of another bad-tempered argument between that man and himself. She doesn't want to have to injure either one. How could she choose? It can't be a choice, because it's the same man, even if he doesn't see it. There has to be some way to put him back together again.

She tries not to let the stab of chagrin ruin her relaxed mood. Hopefully when he's recombined he won't talk so much, having learned better uses for that tongue.

Date: 2004-10-08 09:37 am (UTC)
kernezelda: (john kiss)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
She could take advantage of there being two of him.

Just sayin'.

Z!John's food-comparisons to the tasty females aboard are so darned funny.

Date: 2004-10-08 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
You people and your pushing for the necrophilia--between you and Scrubs I'm beginning to wonder, here.

Z!John's food-comparisons to the tasty females aboard are so darned funny.

I love Mounds bars.

Date: 2004-10-08 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
Coconut. Ick. I'd rather eat John...

Date: 2004-10-08 10:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I don't know, man, I know some of where he's been. Then there's the issue of expiration date...

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Date: 2004-10-08 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scrubschick.livejournal.com
Ditto Mounds bars.

And it's not necrophilia if the subject is still moving. It's Zombiephilia!! :D

Date: 2004-10-08 10:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] life-on-queen.livejournal.com
I'm with Kerne on this one...

Date: 2004-10-08 10:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I'm confused--are you voting for necrophilia or polyamory? Because I know where I'm headed with this.

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Date: 2004-10-08 10:23 am (UTC)
kazbaby: (johns - kernezelda)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
Dude! This is getting real good. *hops up and down* I like the food/people comparison too. hehe I'm anxious to find out what was written in the journal. Actually, I'm anxious for just more of this because I have a feeling it's going to get seriously wicked good!

Date: 2004-10-08 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I like the food/people comparison too.

They say Soylent Green is people, but I think that's just a PR campaign from those anti-coporation wack-jobs. Soylent Green's too yummy to be people.

I'm anxious to find out what was written in the journal.

You too, huh? I'm pretty sure Silent Bob will tell us eventually.

Actually, I'm anxious for just more of this because I have a feeling it's going to get seriously wicked good!

No pressure, then, eh? *bangs head on desk*

Date: 2004-10-08 11:26 am (UTC)
kazbaby: (evil!john - kernezelda)
From: [personal profile] kazbaby
You too, huh? I'm pretty sure Silent Bob will tell us eventually.

Well then someone needs to bitch slap him into talkin! I'm on the edge of my seat here.

No pressure, then, eh? *bangs head on desk*

*puts a pillow on the desk to cushion the blows and pets feldman* We need that lovely brain at full capacity there. And of course no pressure. Just channel your inner sadistic evil and let that baby floooooow. *veg*

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Date: 2004-10-08 11:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scrubschick.livejournal.com
Wait a minute! Wait just a darned minute!! I thought Zombie!John ate Aeryn after he "ate" her. What the frell is going on here??? Please don't make me use my brain! It's had a rought week/month/year. It's on vacation. I sent it to Lo-Mo in much the same fashion Pilot sent John and D'Argo there. It was pissing me off.

Now I'm thoroughly confuzzled.

As for being randier than usual... Nope. Same old scrubs. However, she is ruled by her hormones which are ruled by her hypothalamus and pituitary gland. Higher brain functions don't even enter into the equation.

Love it. Want more. Want Zombie!John to actually eat somebody. Preferably Crais.

hugs!

Date: 2004-10-08 12:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Wait a minute! Wait just a darned minute!! I thought Zombie!John ate Aeryn after he "ate" her. What the frell is going on here???

Aeryn's no one's snack. Well, okay, maybe that's not technically correct, but no, ZombieJohn just got lucky, not fed.

Please don't make me use my brain! It's had a rought week/month/year. It's on vacation. I sent it to Lo-Mo in much the same fashion Pilot sent John and D'Argo there. It was pissing me off.

That's sounds like an excellent plan. Did you hear that Cranky's brain blew up yesterday? A pound of prevention, they say...

As for being randier than usual... Nope. Same old scrubs.

No wonder the shower massage has it's own seat at the table ; )

Want more. Want Zombie!John to actually eat somebody. Preferably Crais.

And make Jool jealous? Nah...

Date: 2004-10-08 12:30 pm (UTC)
kernezelda: (finger lickin good)
From: [personal profile] kernezelda
He's very hungry - why not go for a double-decker?

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Date: 2004-10-08 03:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kixxa.livejournal.com
I don't know what's scarier - the Zombie John fic...or the comments....

:)

Date: 2004-10-08 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplystars.livejournal.com
Oh, the comments. Definitely the comments. *vbeg*

one wonders if the po-lice should maybe be called to check on mr. f's well-being...

Date: 2004-10-08 06:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Mr. F is hale, hearty, happy and few other words that may also start with H. He appreciates your concern 8 )

No, he knew exactly what he was marrying, and he did it anyway. (seven years ago this Sunday ; )

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From: [identity profile] agent-rouka.livejournal.com
So Aeryn didn't get snacked upon in the less pleasurable sense... you sneaky tease! All that wrinkle-inducing cringing for nothing!
But this leaves room for more delicious jealousy!

Zombie!John can still write? I'm intrigued.

Oh, and Jool/Crais! Be still by heart, this is just getting better and better!
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
So Aeryn didn't get snacked upon in the less pleasurable sense... you sneaky tease! All that wrinkle-inducing cringing for nothing!

I didn't mean to imply that she'd been consumed! I was simply trying to be delicate re: the implied necrophilic nature of the encounter.

But this leaves room for more delicious jealousy!

The guys aren't done with each other yet, you know.

Zombie!John can still write? I'm intrigued.

Heheheh...

Oh, and Jool/Crais! Be still by heart, this is just getting better and better!

I've always wanted to write Jool/Crais ever since they tried to put that Boolite together *sigh*. Plus, I just realized, black and orange!
From: [identity profile] agent-rouka.livejournal.com
Who needs to be delicate about a little bit of wholesome necrophilia? *g* He's still walking, after all! Good as new! (Except for that problem with the hydraulics...)

Black and Orange. They'd make good Halloween decoration, wouldn't they?

Date: 2004-10-08 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simplystars.livejournal.com
I am soooooooooooooo glad I didn't read this at work. Not for the fic, but like Kixxa said, the COMMENTS...

*goggles*

Of course, now I spit water all over my monitor... and cooking dinner is going to be very. interesting. *g*

Date: 2004-10-08 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
I am soooooooooooooo glad I didn't read this at work. Not for the fic, but like Kixxa said, the COMMENTS...

Who would have thought that implied necrophilia/possible polyamory would be such a conversation starter? *snicker*

GAAAAAAHHHHHH

Date: 2004-10-08 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] killjoy01.livejournal.com
Again bravo for the wonderful story, and yet I'm faily FREAKED OUT at the thought of zombie sex.

I guess he found the "The skin tastes nice" too.


hehehehe

Good Job

Re: GAAAAAAHHHHHH

Date: 2004-10-11 08:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
Thank you very much 8 )

Date: 2004-10-11 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] reblog.livejournal.com
oh my god i love you i love you i love you!!

that opening scene is the best thing *ever*. i love you a million times over. yay you!!!!


oh, and, um, yay zombie!john. but really, after jool!sex, everything else just pales into insignificance :D

Date: 2004-10-12 07:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rubberneck.livejournal.com
{{{Reb}}} *g*