Things that piss me the fuck off
May. 25th, 2007 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
feldman~*~That the empty house next door is now virtually unsellable because some jackass ripped out the basement plumbing for scrap copper. We have our suspicions as to whom and that only makes me angrier.
~*~Sandal farts.
~*~People who tell me the Cmonkey is really small for nine months old, complete with descriptions of their own ginormous infantile relatives. Honestly, I'm in the 5th percentile for height myself--is it just that she's so cute they don't think she's genetically mine? She's bigger and taller than I was at her age, and she's not only standing and cruising, she's able to brace one hand and move my 8lb barbell around with the other. Kid's going to be carrying me around soon.
~*~My huge tits. Yesterday I felt like I had T. rex arms.
~*~Sandal farts.
~*~People who tell me the Cmonkey is really small for nine months old, complete with descriptions of their own ginormous infantile relatives. Honestly, I'm in the 5th percentile for height myself--is it just that she's so cute they don't think she's genetically mine? She's bigger and taller than I was at her age, and she's not only standing and cruising, she's able to brace one hand and move my 8lb barbell around with the other. Kid's going to be carrying me around soon.
~*~My huge tits. Yesterday I felt like I had T. rex arms.
