Things that piss me the fuck off

[feldman]

~*~That the empty house next door is now virtually unsellable because some jackass ripped out the basement plumbing for scrap copper. We have our suspicions as to whom and that only makes me angrier.

~*~Sandal farts.

~*~People who tell me the Cmonkey is really small for nine months old, complete with descriptions of their own ginormous infantile relatives. Honestly, I'm in the 5th percentile for height myself--is it just that she's so cute they don't think she's genetically mine? She's bigger and taller than I was at her age, and she's not only standing and cruising, she's able to brace one hand and move my 8lb barbell around with the other. Kid's going to be carrying me around soon.

~*~My huge tits. Yesterday I felt like I had T. rex arms.

Comments

[cretkid.livejournal.com]

mere is also within the 5th percentile, and her parents are GIANTS. Don't worry about it!

for kicks, my Allosaur icon

[monanotlisa.livejournal.com]

~*~My huge tits. Yesterday I felt like I had T. rex arms.

That...mental...image....

& :-P

Also, bzuh? Why are people so weird about comparing their FANTABULOUS! offspring?

[riarambles.livejournal.com]

How much does the CMonkey weigh? I bet she's almost as big as the Mouse if not bigger. Also, the Mouse has done the reverse of the expected weight gain thing--they say that they are supposed to grow fast early and slow later, but she was way slow until she hit about 10/11 months and since then has been gaining much faster. Stupid people and their stupid expectations.

[hossgal.livejournal.com]

What is a sandel fart?

- hg

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

When your sole sticks to a hollow in the sandal and the vacuum breaks as you walk, with a might farty sound. Often, like a squeaky shoe, once it starts you can't make it stop.