I wrote a thing

[feldman]

The Miracle of Transmogrification (3483 words) by feldman
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Laszlo Cravensworth & Colin Robinson
Characters: Colin Robinson, Laszlo Cravensworth, Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), Guillermo de la Cruz, Doll Nadja of Antipaxos (What We Do in the Shadows TV), The Guide (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
Summary:

As a concept, "family tree" misses all the ecological nuance inside one's own fence and walls.

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"I first met Colin Robinson at the penny porno...” Laszlo pauses at the landing, “He was trying to recruit the jizzmopper into Amway when he recognized me from my sexy films. We got to chatting."

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I took a week off work, since it's been too long, and then promptly got the vicious head cold that was rolling through the spouse and kid. So I worked on this, mostly running a fever. Maybe posting this will break it, who knows?

Comments

[feldman]

I feel like Colin's peep show shtick was a multi-faceted work of art Laszlo was uniquely qualified to appreciate in all its seedy glory; like Groucho and Chico's meet cute in "A Day at the Races".