Poppet

[feldman]

This is why Mr. F should never be allowed to write fic. All the disturbing dialogue and imagery are Mr. F's fault. My own culpability is that I had to share.


The fanfic stylings of Mr. F
transcribed by feldman

"Alright!" Grunchlk peers down the valley of his forked beard, sizing up the tasty morsel clutching at the ramp of his transport. She reeks of Scorpius but her teeth glint prettily. "I'll take you with me on one condition."

She hisses, "Which is?"

He growls seductively, just barely audible over the groans of the dying. "Ever since your boy took hold of my body I haven't been the same. I want you...to crawl inside me...and work me like a puppet."

She winces in horror, but even as he does a randy little puppet dance her grip on the ramp doesn't budge.

"Come on, girl!" Grunchlk hits the button to retract the ramp. "I haven't got all day!"

She scurries aboard.

Comments

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

Mr F's images aren't as painful as that Courtney Hole icon...Looks like someone has been taking the wrong meds again! Does she realize she is beginning to look like Angeline?

But your Morticia Icon is amazing :)

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

She's not Courtney Love and she's not for real (not that Courtney Love is really for real herself, but, you know what I'm getting at). This is Ofc. Clementine Johnson from Comedy Central's "RENO 911!" (http://www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/reno911/blotter.jhtml). The shot is from the Homeland Security ep, heh.

[maudelynn.livejournal.com]

Boy I feel like an ass....

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't worry about it, I think the only other person on LJ who's watched it is trajictale--Kerne was concerned that she was a real cop *g*

[dealane.livejournal.com]

I own the season one DVDs...

[rubberneck.livejournal.com]

Hee! me, too 8 )