This is why Mr. F should never be allowed to write fic. All the disturbing dialogue and imagery are Mr. F's fault. My own culpability is that I had to share.

( The fanfic stylings of Mr. F )

Woohoo! Now it needs beta, but it's finished! Before the polls close!

I left a message on Mom's voicemail, so she's probably in a spot where she can't turn the phone on. I only have to be here for half an hour more.

( ZombieJohn, the end part )

Meanwhile, Silent Bob rues the fact that there are no sharp shovels on Moya...

( ZombieJohn, part four )

Another helping.

( Night time is the right time )

Nah...can't be.

I mean, I'm in town, it's the middle of the week, whyfore would there be spam?

Must be the drugs.

Bloody vikings.

CDs went out yesterday for fbf (I killed two pens writing your address, which is why it looks like I mailed it from a locked ward), cretkid, crankygrrl, buggs and elishavah, sans the Cracker Jack surprise, but those will follow afterward. I mean, I've got the addresses, everything doesn't have to be all in the same envelope (<----took me how many days to figure that out? *shakes head*). thassalia, yours is going out today. kixxa and apathy, yours will go out on Monday, and they'll have the Cracker Jack surprise.

So, since saava asked about the track lists of the mixes, I'm going to adapt her format and yammer a bit about why I chose those songs.

Spoilers throughout all four seasons, so be warned. Even though the second set of mixes is kind of a personal soundtrack to my novel-sized WIP "Little Acorns", I've kept all of the blurbs free of fic-spoilers, but they are pretty season four specific.

In any mix, I don't preclude more than one song from a single artist or band, but double-selections need to show a trajectory for me, or a contrast, or at the very least have a definitely different feel. Lyrics are the most important factor for me but sound is a close second, which is why you'll find a lot of covers (some of them a tad bizarre, I'll admit).

( Songs of Love & Destruction: MoyaMix )

( Songs of Love & Destruction: JohnnyMix )

Work blows. Fic happens in the breathing spaces between stupidity and hammering.

( First Contact )